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Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:02 -0400

Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies

Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA

College: did I have class today

flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:48:50 -0400

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

foodchewer: hides good snacks from family members

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:47:00 -0400

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

Can anyone tell me if this is accurate? I can’t see why...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:35 -0400

Can anyone tell me if this is accurate? I can’t see why age would make much of a difference in your caloric intake, whether you’re 15 or 45. But maybe I’m wrong.

rikuxxmusicxxlove: thesassyjessy: Rebloggable as...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:28:48 -0400

rikuxxmusicxxlove:

thesassyjessy:

Rebloggable as requested.

PREACH.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:57 -0400

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:03:58 -0400

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

jtotheizzoe: The chemical formulas of various substances used...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:18:28 -0400

jtotheizzoe:

The chemical formulas of various substances used to mimic plant-based aromas and flavors.

Tastes like science.

the-cabinet-diet: chaddiction: Haha! Busting a move like...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:15:55 -0400

the-cabinet-diet:

chaddiction:

Haha! Busting a move like always, the Stark way! :)

Damn girl

themasterslover: seriously-what-is-my-life: xanthewalter: wron...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:38:43 -0400

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

doeur: stryker: if yall don’t know wut dis is get da fuk out...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:19:23 -0400

doeur:

stryker:

if yall don’t know wut dis is get da fuk out your 2 young lol

tastefullyoffensive: [trickrtreatr]

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:19:14 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

helioscentrifuge: aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:18:33 -0400

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

theblueboxonbakerstreet: curiousgeorgiana: theladyofthorns: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:17:11 -0400

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

curiousgeorgiana:

theladyofthorns:

#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#a man did not think this through

#a man looks at his life #a man looks at his choices

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Sat, 18 May 2013 05:17:08 -0400

pegthepatriarchy: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:15:02 -0400

pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

smarny: review of human body 0/5 stars, weak, fleshy, unsuitable to my needs. forces constant...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:46:04 -0400

smarny:

review of human body

0/5 stars, weak, fleshy, unsuitable to my needs. forces constant awareness of limitations + mortality. cannot find form for return/upgrade? would not recommend

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Thu, 16 May 2013 16:16:23 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:36:25 -0400

astudyinspock: WHY DON’T PEOPLE CARE ABOUT NASA AND SPACE IT IS SOMETHING I LITERALLY DO NOT...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:33:06 -0400

astudyinspock:

WHY DON’T PEOPLE CARE ABOUT NASA AND SPACE IT IS SOMETHING I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE SPACE IS SO INCREDIBLE AND JUST ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDING AND NASA IS JUST THIS MASSIVE POWERHOUSE OF SCIENCE AND IT ACTUALLY PUTS PEOPLE IN SPACE WHAT ABOUT THAT IS NOT AMAZING TO PEOPLE AND WHY DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THAT NASA NEEDS TO STOP DOING THIS AWESOME STUFF SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECAUSE I GENUINELY DON’T GET IT